I said, "HARPIST." I Can't Help You With Your Trees, Sir - Women's T-shirt

This funny t-shirt will tell 'em what you do and serve as a great conversation starter! Now, let's meet your new favorite tee—it's super smooth, super comfortable, and made from a cotton touch polyester jersey that won't fade after washing. 

• 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%)
• Premium knit mid-weight jersey
• Four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
• Regular fit